Chapter 08

Fell Brian fell silent. He broke various bones in the process.

Fractured Brian picked up a knock during a training session. The knock protested quite violently. Brian is now in hospital.

Prison #1 - Sentence Brian wrote the entire sentence himself, and was quite proud of it. Then they came to take him to the prison. He never saw daylight again.

Prison #2 - Argument Brian argued that he had done nothing at all and should be released. Theargument disagreed and when a wolverine bit him he yelled.

Prison #3 - Understand Brian did not understand at all. The understand did not Brian at all. Neither did the overstand, or the headstand, for that matter.

Fish 'n Chips Brian had always wondered what the chips were fishing for. He never got an answer.

Swallow The Summer Brian had been taught and always thought that one swallow does not make a summer. Then a swallow made him swallow his words.

Smacked Brian was gobsmacked. This pissed Brian off so much that he promptly smacked the gob really hard. Then he laughed, but it hurt.

Thoughts #18 - Brianary "One, two, one, one, one, two, one, two, two," thought Brian. Contrary to popular belief, a digital Brian works even more slowly than an analogue one. Scientists are still debating this.

Dumbfounded Brian was found to be somewhat dim. The judge decided he was guilty of dumbfoundery. This confused Brian somewhat, as he had never been to a foundry.