Chapter 07
E-mail
Brian decided to invest in the wonders of Internet. His ISP apparently could send live e-mail, but he wanted to send his in slow motion replays.
Thoughts #16
Brian did not think much of TV in general. Then again, Brian did not think much at all. Most of the time he merely existed - while other times he didn't.
Batting
An eyelash batted Brian, and he never knew why.
Knowing
Brian did not know that he did not know that he did not know.
Wise
Brian was none the wiser and this infuriated him.
Brian
Was his name, although that was confusing at times.
Thoughts #17 - Sheik
Sheik Brian had many oil tanks, but drowned in his own thoughts.
Friends
Brian has the occasional friend, but then he has to sleep and they go away. It is very tiring, but nothing can be done about it.
Sub
On holiday Brian went for a swim. Unfortunately he dived head first into an nuclear submarine. This caused a reactor core breach and it blew up.
Aliens
"What are those?" Brian asked the alien. "Mechanical robots," said the alien of the robots coming out of the UFO.
Aliens #2 - Cycles
"And what are those?" Brian asked. "Bicycles," answered the alien.
Aliens #3 - Reprocess
"What are they doing here?" Brian smartly asked. "Recycling the Earth," the alien stylishly answered.
Expostulate
Brian started to expostulate. Then he finished what he had started and expostulated. People giggled at him.
Feed
Fire fed fire and soon laughter roared through the room. Brian was left all alone by himself in a corner, crying silently.