Chapter 06
Shoplifting #3 - Lift?
Brian asked a shop for a lift, and was lifted.
What's up
A friend phoned and asked Brian "what's up?" Brian said, "certainly not down."
Toilet Paper
Brian always talked to his toilet paper because he thought no job could be dirtier.
Toilet Paper #2
The toiled thanked Brian for his smelly bi-products. Brian said that it was no problem, really, he couldn't stop it anyway.
Thoughts #11 - Tank
The think tank thought. It out-though itself, and ceased to exist. Brian picked his brain.
Walk
Brian walked down the street.
Walk #2 - Bottom
But the street did not like it very much, and slapped his bottom.
Trapped Wind
Brian found some trapped wind. He freed it, something his colleagues did not particularly like.
Freed Wind
The freed wind came back to thank Brian. It was too much for poor Brian, who fainted.
Shorter
The politician argued that killes should get shorter sentences. But Brian. Was not. A killer.
Falling Over Yourself
Brian fell over himself, which was said to be impossible, and died.
Thoughts #12
A thought struck Brian, who lay unconscious for several hours.
To be, or not
And so Brian, who once was, wasn't anymore. It was all very confusing.
Thoughts #13
Brian thought, "I think I thought," but then his brain imploded.
Speaking in Tongues
Brian spoke in tongues, but the tongues didn't like his speaking, and ignored him.
Thoughts #14
Brian thought he thought, "I think." He overheated and died from dehydration.
To be #2
One day Brian came to be. Though his mother disputed this fact.
Thoughts #15
Brian thought, "I thought, I think," but recursion was not something his brain fancied so it shut down completely.
Consideration
Brian considered considering the consideration, but felt pressured into reconsider it.