Chapter 02
Disappear
Brian disappeared without a trace in the Antarctic because he couldn't find the way back.
Radio or TV?
Brian turned off the TV and turned on the radio. However, the radio had no picture, so he bought a new TV.
Stowaway
Brian had a long way home, so he decided to try to get a free ride as soon as possible. He discovered too late that the car belonged to an undertaker. Brian has now gone into hiding under the earth. He is not expected to be seen in the near future.
Snack
Brian thought he would starve to death one night he woke up to get some midnight snack. It was pretty close.
Holiday #1 - Digging
Brian wanted a holiday and decided to dig a shortcut through to China.
Holiday #2 - China
To Brians surprise he dug all the way through to China fairly quick. But to his dismay everything in China was upside down.
Holiday #3 - New tricks
Brian thought he'd make the best out of his holiday even if everything was upside down. He tried to learn how to walk on his hands, but sadly he lost his grip and fell off the earth. He was last seen floating past Mars, his arms flailing helplessly.
Shotgun #1 - Not enough
Brian bought a shotgun, but then thought it wasn't enough and bought another one.
Shotgun #2 - Ammunition
Brian only bought one cartridge for his two shotguns.
Shotgun #3 - Curious
The shopkeeper asked Brian why he bought only one cartridge when he bought two shotguns. Brian thought for a while, then he answered, "1 shotgun is for aiming, the other for shooting." Satisfied Brian went home.
Bedtime #1 - Waking up
Brian woke up and wondered if he should go to sleep.
Bedtime #2 - Falling asleep
Brian fell asleep because he couldn't stay awake.
Day #1 - Short day
Brian scarcely noticed the day had passed when he went to bed.
Day #2 - Passing by
Brian became sad when the day passed without dropping by.
Day #3 - No return
To Brians surprise the day that passed never returned.
Unsure
Brian was not sure.
Open-minded
Brian opened his mind and fell out.