Chapter 01
Deadly bullet
Brian was shot and killed by a deadly bullet yesterday.
Deadly stone
Brian fell over a stone and perished.
Explosive
Brian's television exploded so he had to buy a new one.
Poisonous poison
Brian drank some hydrocyanic acid but died shortly after from the side effects.
Not poison
What Brian thought was a lethal poison turned out to be orange juice.
Bowshot
During the second world war, Brian's boat was hit by a torpedo. The boat survived, but Brian sank.
Brothers
Brian, Johnny and Robert were out drinking one night. It later turned out they were brothers.
Whale #1 - Blue whale
Brian hit a blue whale with his car so hard the whale turned all black.
Whale #2 - Legal action
Brian hired a lawyer because he thought the former blue, now black, whale was going to sue him. It turned out the whale was in fact female, and her name was Sue.
Whale #3 - Name change
Blue Sue, as she was known before, is now known as Black Jack. In addition to the change of colour, she went through a sex change operation. Her family says she is much happier now.
Whale #4 - Divorce
The whale formerly known as Blue Sue has revealed that she (he) and her (his) former husband are now divorced. His (her) former husband is known as quoting in a local newpaper, 'I was surprised to find her anatomy changing" just like that".' He blames it all on Brian and his inadequate driving skills.
Theft
It is said the police is not too happy about Brian stealing a couple of chops during last years wrestling championship.
Name day
Brian, whose name-day was yersterday. That is if his mother told him the truth.