15 - Soap opera 4
Q: I am here today because I hate her.
A: And I hate him!
Q: Why I hate her? She took all my pancakes and ate them! That's why!
A: He were going to eat them all on his own, anyway, without offering to me!
Q: I made them! They were mine! You had no right!
A: The pancakes fancied me!
Q: What?! No, they didn't! They loved me!
A: You're wrong. When did you ever talk to your pancakes anyway?
Q: From before they were born!
A: Liar! You just make them, ignore them and then viciously EAT them! The nerve!
Q: Of COURSE I bloody eat them! What are you supposed to do with them? Feed them?
A: You cold-hearted refrigerator!
Q: You're a banana! You're a banana! Ha-ha-ha!
A: Am not!
Q: Are too!
A: Child.
Q: Heehee.
A: Besides you're the one without a heart!
Q: Pancakes are made to be eaten!
A: No they're not! You're supposed to give them warmth! A home! Food! Show them friendship! And love!
Q: -
A: -
Q: Oh I so HATE you.
A: And I you.
Q: And I hate her too!
A: -
Q: -
A: Who?
Q: The anchor-man! I mean, woman!
A: Oh. Yeah, me too.