13 - Dictionary

Q: Can you hand me the dictionary please?
A: Nah.

Q: Beg your pardon?
A: N-a-h.

Q: Can you hand it to me?
A: Can't be arsed.

Q: What? It's only an armlength from you.
A: Exactly.

Q: Come on! I need to look up a word.
A: I'll do it..

Q: Good. Thank you.
A: If you ask nicely..

Q: Oh come on! I just did!
A: Possibly.

Q: Can you hand me the dictionary, PLEASE?
A: Not nice enough.

Q: Please, can you be so kind to hand me the bloody dictionary?!
A: Beg.

Q: Oh sod off, dickhead!
A: Ooooh..

Q: I'll get the damn thing myself then..
A: -

Q: Friggin' hell, don't be childish! Hand it to me!
A: Begbegbegbegbeg....!

Q: Nope.
A: Hmm.

Q: Absolutely not.
A: Heh.

Q: I won't do it. See? I'll sit back down in my chair and ignore you.
A: Ok.

Q: Twat.
A: Hah.

Q: -
A: Besides, I am the dictionary.

Q: Oh yeah? Pah. The dictionary is in your hands, and I can assure you that you most definately are NOT a dictionary.
A: Sorry, mate, but irony doesn't suit you. Sort of has an inverse effect. Quite amusing, really.