11 - Fly baby, fly
Q: But I don't want to!
A: Why not?
Q: Why not? Why not?! I'm afraid to!
A: Afraid to fly? Don't be silly.
Q: I'm not silly!
A: Well-
Q: And stop snickering! It's not funny!
A: Listen, it's nothing to be afraid of, ok?
Q: I see.
A: Good.
Q: That's supposed comfort me, is it?
A: Look, it's more dangerous to drive a car than fly a commercial airplane.
Q: So? At least you don't have to fall ten thousand feet before dying.
A: You're not going to die! Nothing's gonna happen. It's the safest way of transport.
Q: Is not.
A: Is too.
Q: I'm dreading it.
A: I know.
Q: I'd rather walk.
A: Half-way across the globe?
Q: Ok, sail, then.
A: You're being ridiculous.
Q: Not really. I hate flying.
A: You should consider yourself lucky. There are people out there who have to be content watching birds.
Q: Er..
A: Look, don't worry, alright, at least there's one positive thing about it.
Q: Yes? And what's that?
A: At least you're coming back down, one way or the other.
Q: Oh, thank you, now I feel much better.
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