03 - Soap opera

Q: Do I look fat?
A: Of course not, honey, you look gorgeous.

Q: Really?
A: Yes, sweetheart, you look fantastic.

Q: Do you love me?
A: I always have and always will.

Q: Ooooh, can we make love now?
A: No.

Q: Why not?
A: Because I have to do the laundry.