02 - The confusion

Q: What's this?
A: This is the frequently asked questions.

Q: What's that?
A: A place where questions are frequently asked.

Q: Who are you?
A: I'm the answer, fool.

Q: Oh. Then what am I?
A: Uh, the question.

Q: Right. So.. what do I ask?
A: Anything, my friend, anything.