Quotes

Some quotes...

  • "Always do right. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest." - Mark Twain

  • "This is like deja vu all over again." - Yogi Berra

  • "The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office." - Robert Frost (1874 - 1963)

  • "Speech is conveniently located midway between thought and action, where it often substitutes for both." - John Andrew Holmes

  • "To avoid situations in which you might make mistakes may be the biggest mistake of all." - Peter McWilliams

  • "Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results." - Albert Einstein

  • "Personally I'm always ready to learn, although I do not always like being taught." - Sir Winston Churchill

  • "Education... has produced a vast population able to read but unable to distinguish what is worth reading." - G. M. Trevelyan

  • "Cynics regarded everybody as equally corrupt... Idealists regarded everybody as equally corrupt, except themselves." - Robert Anton Wilson

  • "For a list of all the ways technology has failed to improve the quality of life, please press three." - Alice Kahn

  • "The world is full of people whose notion of a satisfactory future is, in fact, a return to the idealised past." - Robertson Davies

  • "In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra." - Fran Lebowitz

  • "Hand over your responses to the man who triggers them, and you have already lost the battle for self." - Richard K Morgan, "Black Man"

  • "Seriousness is the only refuge of the shallow." - Oscar Wilde

  • "Wisdom is what's left after we've run out of personal opinions." - Cullen Hightower

  • "He who will not reason is a bigot; he who cannot is a fool; and he who dares not is a slave." - Sir William Drummond

  • "Isn't it enough to see that a garden is beautiful without having to believe that there are fairies at the bottom of it too? " - Douglas Adams

  • "Many that live deserve death. And some die that deserve life. Can you give it to them? Then be not too eager to deal out death in the name of justice, fearing for your own safety." - J.R.R. Tolkien

  • "As you journey through life take a minute every now and then to give a thought for the other fellow. He could be plotting something." - Hagar the Horrible

  • "Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is a gift. That's why it is called the present."

  • "I've been trying for some time to develop a lifestyle that doesn't require my presence." - Garry Trudeau

  • "The trouble with troubleshooting is that trouble shoots back."

  • "The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good." - Samuel Johnson

  • "Get the facts, or the facts will get you. And when you get them, get them right, or they will get you wrong. - Dr. Thomas Fuller (1654 - 1734), Gnomologia, 1732

  • “Reality is merely an illusion, although a very persistent one” - Albert Einstein